Humorous Marriage Quotes

They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightening ~Clint Eastwood
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain & bought jewelry. ~Rita Rudner
As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me." ~Jon BonJovi
If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it's because they take better care of it. ~Cecil Selig
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.~Joyce Brothers
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. ~Gloria Steinem
If you didn't want to be improved, you shouldn't have gotten married. ~Nancy (Mrs Scott) Stanley
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. ~Bill Cosby
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. ~Joyce Brothers
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. ~Unknown

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