Funny Family Quotes

• Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Lebowitz
• In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. ~Robert Benchley
•  Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. ~ Unknown
• Never have more children than you have car windows.~Erma Bombeck
• I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. ~ Paula Poundstone
• Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.~Franklin P. Jones
• Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. ~ Red Skelton
• A three year old child is one who gets as much fun out of a set of swings as it does out of finding a worm. ~Bill Vaughan
• By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.~Charles Wadsworth
• Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up - 'cause they're looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone    
• Babies are such a nice way to start people.~ Don Herold   
• I was wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer... then it hit me. ~ Unknown
• Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts. ~ Author